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How does Santa move?
Well, when modelled with Quantum Santa Theory, it makes a lot of sense!
Circumnavigations
Santa is travelling at a speed that means he circumnavigates the world ~118 times per hour after completing an initial preliminary tour. Santa uses the preliminary tour to gain speed before he begins his many business circumnavigations.
Cloaking
Santa does not in fact use a high-tech cloaking device, but rather a natural one. During the day, the sun's light is scattered throughout the atmosphere, emitting blue light towards the surface of the Earth. Due to this natural phenomenon, one cannot observe stars during the day.
This is the same effect that Santa exploits when he flies around on Christmas to avoid collapse from irritating quantum observers that should be in bed. To achieve this, Santa performs atmospheric oscillations during his voyage. During the day, trackers have observed him in the exosphere. However, in places where it is midnight (Δm=0), Santa is observed in the trophesphere.
Santa's cloaking pattern seems to follow the following formula, where h represents height, and Δm represents the difference from local time to midnight.
Santa's Superposition
The delivery of billions of presents to billions of homes requires the use of quantum superposition, the driving force behind this exploratory research. Instead of visiting every single house in a physical manifestation, Santa will instead distribute his presence using quantum superpositioning mechanics.
The following formula represents the odds of Santa's presence collapsing in your chimney (o), when given his distance in miles (s). This means that at roughly 5 miles, it is impossible for Santa to be in your chimney. At one mile, Santa has a 96% chance (o = ~0.96) of being in your chimney.
Collapse Mechanism
Unfortunately, Santa's high-profile nature and the quantum mechanics behind superpositioning mean that if Santa is observed by an annoying quantum observer, he collapses into a singular position.
See also: Schrödinger's cat
This is an incredibly irritating phenomenon for Santa. Once observed, he must go through the neighborhood again, as there may be remaining, undelivered presents that were in the process of delivery during Santa's superpositional collapse.